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GREEN ROOF
PRODUCT MANAGER
ICS Group, Inc
Representing Carlisle-Syntec | Latin America
Torrance, California: 10|2008 - 9|2011
 WORE MY HELMET TODAYSo can we slide down it now, or nah? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. |
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 Green roof mockups are just like fashionOne day you are in. The next day, you are out. I'm sorry, Patrick, but you are out. |
 HEYYY!!! BIG PRESENTATION I SEE!Lookin' sharp up there, dog. So... What's the subject? How the BAGGY LOOK is coming back? |
GARDEN DESIGNER + NURSERY ASSOCIATE
Ricardo's Nursery
Garden of Eva LDG
Ketti Kupper A+D
Hollywood, California: 9|2000 - 10|2008
 IF I WERE A FLOWER, WHAT WOULD I BE?That's easy! I'd be an OPIUM POPPY. Cuz then I'd be DOPE. |
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 "WHAT IN THIS PHOTO IS BIG, PURPLE & PENDULOUS?"You asked, with that smug grin. "THE WISTERIA," we replied, with our icy glare. And you left it at that. |
 HIS INVOICE FOR THE GARDEN DESIGN WORK, THAT WAS REASONABLE.It was the bill we got later for Pop-up Pantomime Performance, Onsite" that we had to question. |
LANDSCAPE DESIGNER
Sole practice / Independent contractor
California & Florida: 9|2011 - 4|2023
 I JUST ATE ALL OF YOUR EUPHORBIASAnd they all were just simply YUMZSH. |
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 WE GOT TIRED OF LISTENING TO THE INSTALLATION CREW BITCHAbout how you're always late to the jobsite. So we sent them home. Hope you brought your shovel. |
 THAT FOUNTAIN LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE A DIP IN...Just NO diving. And NO topless sunbathing either. This is NOT France. |
RESUME
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